Ndakavhunduka nekunakirwa nebeche remukadzi wefriend yangu! Ndine shamwari yangu anonzi Mike toshanda tese and most of the times we hang out together. We meet once in a while to drink and play darts pakamwe kalocal bar. He is married and I am divorced saka vanogara vachindiseka kuti i am a moving time bomb nenyere.
One weekend we decided to go kuLake Chivero to relax and have a bit of fun. Mike’s wife invited her colleague to come join us as a blind date for me. Musi wekuLake wakasvika and Mike was on call kubasa saka we went with 2 cars iye akauya neyekubasa. We were supposed to pick up the other lady paDZ turnoff but after waiting for 45 minutes she said she could not make it. So we went the 3 of us and me feeling like a third wheel. When we got there the place was packed sesummer kudai vamwe vachiita maparty and we set up our braai stand and started off the fire. We were drinking and braaing hedu and Mike’s wife Chenge kept on comforting me telling me that I will find my Mrs Right soon.
We were there almost an hour when Mike was called back to work to attend to a fault. Since there was still time he said he would fix the issue and rush back sezvo kwainzi the problem was small. Transformer was overheating so the oil change would not take time. Akaenda ndokutisiya takamira paBraai stand nemukadzi wake Chenge who was drinking Amarula. She loved the stuff zvekuti aipedza kana 2 mabottles ega. She tends to get playful kana anwa so on her 3rd glass she was running towards the water achiseka nekufara hake.
I didn’t expect to have fun but the way Chenge was acting ndakaseka and had fun trying to control her movements ndaitya kuti with the way she was drunk she would drown akasvika pamvura. Ndakamutevera ndokumutora ndokudzoka naye close to braai stand and she was just laughing. Akandijambira ndokundipa hug achitaura zvake “i know you are lonely Max, here is a hug for you” Ndakangoti unopenga Chenge and hugged her back. Kutamba chiramu here and there was welcome with us but nothing more. But somehow i thought Chenge was just acting drunk sezvo I have seen her drinking more than a bottle alone asina kudhakwa. But i just played along.
I texted Mike and he said he was almost done and would be soon on the way. That was at around 3pm. I had managed to sit Chenge down and we were talking but she was very loud and someone aida kutaura zvesviro. She asked me “when last did you get some?” Ndakati “excuse me?” Akabva aseka akati “you want me to spell it out for you?, wakapedzisira when kusvira Max?” Ndakanzwa chando ndichinzwa Chenge achitaura izvi. Never in a million years would i have expected her to ask such. Ndakashaya chekutaura ndikangoseka and from that she said “ooh no don’t tell me its that long?, saka for real you are a walking time bomb” Tese takaseka and akasimuka ndokunanga pandiri and sat pamakumbo pangu. Firstly i was shocked and then second ndakarohwa nenyere heavy coz mazuva anga awanda ndisati ndasvira’. She was tempting me and i didn’t know how to get out of this situation.
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Ndakamuti “please Chenge its not right, Mike…” Ndisati ndapedza kutaura akamover achitambisa magaro ake direct pamboro yangu zvikanzi “aah imboro here iyo yakawoma kudaro kunge danda?” Ndakanzwa kunyara and could not answer her. Haana kumira kushaker magaro ake apa anga akapfeka kasmall summer dress zvekuti ndayiona magaro ake kana kukanzi akotama. Mboro yangu yainzwa kuda asi moyo waitya my friendship naMike. I took out my cellphone ndichidedera and it was a text from Mike and it read “guys haa ma1 toonana kumba zvekuno zvanetsa, done oil change but power not coming back on have to track fault” I showed Chenge message but she just ignored me and kept twerking pamusoro pemboro yangu. Ndainzwa kuti beche rake was close to me just separated by her panty and my shorts.
Ndakaisa phone pasi and in just a snap ndakaona Chenge achibata pashort rangu pamberi and in a split second anga avhura zip yangu achibva ayisa maoko mushort mangu. I tried kumusumudza but she just whispered “don’t fight it otherwise vanhu vanoona” She was talking sense so i just sat there. Akaisa ruoko rwake muboxer rangu and akabata mboro yangu yanga yakawoma zveshuwa, achingoibata ndakagwina gwina ndokutotunda ipapo sezvo ndanga ndakuvara nenyere. Akaseka akati “yeah wanga wakuvara shuwa” But her laugh changed when she saw i had a worried look. She hugged me aripamakumbo pangu kudaro and started comforting me.
Surprisingly mboro yangu yakaramba yakaoma chete despite fact that ndanga ndatunda. Akabva asimukira and without a word akagara futi, she was too quick for me zvekuti ndakazongonzwa mboro yangu yapinda mubeche rake. Ndakavhunduka nekunakirwa nenyini yemukadzi wefriend yangu, ndakada kutaura but Chenge akavhara muromo wangu newake she kissed me bad. The complaining stopped ndokubva ndatanga kumusvira zvine power. Ndakavhura maziso ndikatarisa around me but the lake was a bit clear sezvo it was around 6pm now. Vanhu vaipfura vaitarisa but Chenge would just freeze kana vave padhuze, it would seem like she was just sitting pamakumbo pangu but truth was ndainzwa mboro yangu ichisvetwa nebeche rake.
Ndikada kuti i stayed long ndinenge ndanyepa, pasina nguva ndanga ndakutundira mukati maChenge. Ndakatunda like its been years since ndakasvira. Chenge akaramba aripamakumbo angu kusvika ndapedza kutunda. She kissed me pahuro and said “now thats out of the way, next round chiita kuti ini nditundewo” I looked at her surprised sezvo ndaifunga kuti pamwe zvaperera ipapo. Akanditi “lets go home and usati wandiendesa kumba ndisvirewo please like a man you seem to be” I was shocked nemashoko aya and packed everything in the car and drove home.