Kusvira Ma Dee Mukadzi Wemunhu – Baba Dee vakabva vasvika Pakati PeHusiku

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Ko ndakanga ndatogarikakaka ndaakutonwa tea nebeche ndichikanganwa kuti ndirikumhanya nemukadzi wemunhu.

It all began one day ndaenda kunoseenzera out negraft,ndakatorohwa zvangu ne nzara ndikati ku boys ngatiende kuma shops tinotsvaga chikafu.Takasvika pakamusika ndokuona tumachicken twaiita 20 rand each,ndakasvika ndikatenga zvedzungu asi manje pandakazonatsotarisa munhu akanditengesera ndakabva ndanatsoona kuti aiwaka ko zvaakasikwa mukadzi uyu.Mupfupi mutsuku uye ndaanake kumeso, apa skin yake velvet yaani iyoyo?

Ndakanyara zvese nekutya kutaura naye ndobva ndadzokera kumota yataiva nayo ndikabva ndatuma umwe wangu wandaiva naye ndikati enda unoti hanzi nemface abva kutenga chicken pano ndokumbirawo number dzenyu ivo ndokuti Havana phone, inini ndikati siyana navo.I went back the following day manje ndaaneka confidence ndokuti ko nhai imi nezuro ndakakumbira number mukanyima munhu wandakatuma sei?, Ivo ndokuti handitorina fone asi kana imi muchilada ndipei number dzenyu dzephone.Ini ndifunge kuti ndikavapa number pamwe zvinozonetsa then ndakabva ndati handidzizive nemusoro zvikanzi makunyepa manje coz number dzenyu hamudzizivi sei,apa ndaitaura chokwadi nekuti number dzandaida kuvapa ndedze MTN coz dzinobata kwandainge ndiri.Anyway ndakazodzinyora pasi ndikavapa.

When I saw her for the next time she said ko imi indaa kundipa number dze pole remagetsi coz I have been trying the number but it is not reachable always ndikangoti maybe inetwork yakadhakwa.I asked around kuvamweo vanhu vanomuziva mukadzi wacho and all pipo said kuti aigara ega and akasiyana nemface.This gave me ample power and encouragement to tell her how I felt over her.One day after she called me and got through,she said I just wanted to say hi since you thought I was not making an effort of calling and I said thanx I will come see you after work then I accompany you to your place.That very same day was the day we had our Christmas party yekugraft so eish beer, meat everything we were having. After this I asked one of my partner in crime to accompany me to see the lady, and she told me to wait for her until she closes her vegetable market, so my friend and I took some beers again whilst waiting for the lady to pack up and we go.

Hapana nguva isingasvike ladies and gentlemen ndakabva ndapinzirwa ka missed call kekureva kuti ndapedza chiuya undiperekedze.Ndakaenda nemface wangu tikatakurawo one or two things to help the mai Dee.Takasvika pamba ndikati kumface wangu ndimirire two minutes ndingosvitsa mai D mumba mavo ndichibva ndanyatsoziya muroom mavaigara since vailodger.Pamba pacho paiva nezimukoto before wapinda muroom,takasvika vakabva vakiinura havo tikapinda mukati haa makanga maka shongedzewawo hamo ,double bad,ka dvd,ka 32 inch LCD tv netumwewo tunokwana muOne room.Semunhu akanga ambonwa bhijana nyadzi dzanga pasisina then I said to her shamwari tell me something,I hear kuti you stay alone and you got a kid so tell me kuti murume wako arikupi. She said the husband akamitisa a twelve year old akanga achiri kuchikoro then they had a big fight and they ended up saying havachadanana then the guy went to SA to run away from police since aitya kuti aizoita kunge akabata mwana wevanhu rape.

So I said ko kana akadzoka say auya right now and he finds me here what will you tell him and don’t you think it will be a disaster she just said no I will tell him that you are my new boyfriend and moreover takarambana saka hapana dhiri then she said iwe why are you even asking me this iwe usina kundiudza your main reason yekuva pano then I told her kuti I just loved her from the first day I saw her and that was the reason why I was eating chicken “from her market “everyday and all the other guys never complained kuti ndaakuvadyisa chicken everyday nekuti vaitodawo kuona mai D on a daily bases.Anyway I didn’t want to waste no more time so I just took her face and tried to kiss her but then she resisted a bit and I didn’t rush things it was not a rush.Apa ndakambokanganwa kuti mface wangu ndanga ndamuti andimirire panze.Saka pandakazvigaya ndakabva ndati kuchimoko ndaakuenda saka ndouya riini kuzorara kuno zvikanzi unouya any day asi not after 2200hrs.

Mai D vakabva vandiperekedza ndokuvapa 20 rand ndikati utengere vana machips. Ndakazosara ndobuda hangu asi mumwe wangu anga atoenda kudhara saka ndakazomuteera hangu coz I new were to find him. Ndakazomuona then we started drinking hedu till kuma 2am tikazokwira taxi kuenda kunorara. The following day ndakanoona chimoko ndikachiudza kuti ndaizonorara kumba kwacho chikati it was ok.Pane mushonga unonzi Congo dust unobva ku DRC wekumisa blambi vakuru chaivo.What you do is unouzora pamusoro peshondo then wousiya wakadaro for an hour or two then wozougeza pamboro kana wakuda kusvira,I won’t tell you much about the mushonga you will tell me one day kana masangana nawo.

Anyway ndakaita the procedure dzese dze Congo dust to prepare for my first day.Apa ndakamirira time dzekuvhara kwe market ndaitonwa hangu beer nemaface. Ka missed call kaya kakabva kapinda ndobva ndaenda hangu kunotora munhu takananga kumba kwake.
Tasvika akabva anditi saramuno ndoda kumbonotora mwana asi kahana kakada kumborova kuti ndaakunoigirwa matsotsi but ndakabva ndakaudza kuti kadzikame kahana ikakao kaida kunditadzisa kusvira munhu wandanga ndanatsogadzirira size yemboro. Pasina kanguva ndakaona adzoka akabereka kamwana kanga kakatorara zvako saka akabva akawaridzira pasi kuti karare kasatikanganisa kana tatanga kupatsamura maputi edu zvedu.Pese apa ini ndainge ndatototesa kare hangu ndaakutotadza kunatsogara mboro yakamira kunge yebenzi zvaro radya mugondorosi warakatora ku legosi kwakarehwa naKing Shaddy.Apedza kuwaridzira mwana akati sorry sha just two minutes ndoda kumbonogeza coz I tell you the place yacho inopisa saka chokwadi vakadzi I mean even everyone anofanirwa kutogeza frequently otherwise mapeche nemboro zvingato shisha kunge mashakada akazhagadzirwa pamoto usiku hwese akavata akavharwa akafuma akashova.

Pasina chinguvana mai D vakadzoka vakamonerera Zambia zviya zvekuti rinenge rakatangira pama zamu richidzika rakadaro.Akazora mafuta apedza ndokukwidza ka volume ke dvd player do you know why???yes you guessed right. Riigghhhht!!!apa achidaro ini ndanga ndatoo musvo zvangu hembe dzese ndabvisa kare apa shondo yakatarisa mudenga zvayo ichitodonha tumasiriri. Akabva asunungura ka Zambia kaye manje ndobva akasiya kachidonhera pasi kega.Light ranga risati radzimwa apa mukati mese manga musina kupfekwa kana chimwe chinhu ,mai D mukadzi mupfupi akasimba kwete maningi asi kuti akagwinya so to speak like I said earlier on mutsvuku plus akanaka. Ane body iri well shaped zvekuti vanoziva nezvemabody echikadzi vaya maFBI ma “Female Body Inspectors” vanoziya zvandiri kutaura. Chinhu chaanacho hake mai D chaakatakura vanhuwee ibeche, eishh rakafutirira kunge rakatozvimba kana wakaritarisa ne angle yekumberi,kozoti zviboda zvake ko matako ake ndo etype yangu chaiwo aya ari rigid kwete anotamba tamba aiwa ha ndinga swerera kutaura nezvazvo apa choya chakagerwa kare, ndanga ndakutonyara nekuti changu choya handigeri apa chinenge ndebvu dza Rick Ross.

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Handina kukwanisa kuramba ndichimueva semunhu ainyara uye anotonyara nanhasi
Akauya ndobva arara paside neni handina kutaura zvakwanda ndakabva ndangotsinzinya ndokutanga kumubata ndichimupuruzira muviri wese iye ndokuvhara kumeso nemaoko ese.Ndakatanga kumubata manje ndobva ndasvika pamazamu,hongu akambonwiwa zvawo asi achiri akabatana haasati arembera kunge masiripasi kwete.She started to respond coz ndanga zvino ndakubata tumatits apa twamira kunge mboro yangu zvayatoita so…!Ndakabva ndaenda pamusoro pake ndakamutanyanga ndokugumisa shondo yangu mamusoro soro peka klit kake ndokutanga kumuyamwa tumatits vamwe vanoti ndezvashe asi ini ndoti ndezvevarume izvi. Mai D vanga vane six months no kubatwa kana kuitwa sei so she told me.She said ruoko rwaivabata nderwemunhu aivamhoresa zvogumira ipapo. Ichokwadi ndakazviona coz aibvunda bvunda muviri wese pese pandaimuita zvese izvi.mai D akange anezemo kwete diki asi raitotyisa. Ndakamuyamwa tumatits ndobva ipapo ndokumunanzva nanzva ndombotora zamu rese ndoriisa mumukanwa ndotamba netumatits apa mboro ndirikuizorazora kunge mafuta pamusoro pekaklit kake wanei ofemereka achikwidza chiuno kuti ndiise asi ndaisada kumumhanyirira,ndakatanga kumunanzva huro apa ndichimbomuruma kwete kukisa asi kuruma tsinga yemuhuro yakakora yacho iyoyo, vakamboiswa malove bites knows what I am talking about. Ndaimbopota ndichimuisa rurimi munzeve ndichimbomufemera munzeve wanikwe ogwinha hake. Nhaiwe kani ahhh,ko urikundiita Seiko, ahhhhhh isa kani veduwee chingoisa mukati,ndikati nechemumoyo mira wakadaro.

Ndakamukisa ndobva ndaiti zvinyoronyoro pfeee mukati mebeche. maiwee, makumbo akabva anzi mudenga apa anga atova netight puss zvake nekugarisa asingasvirwe
Ndakabva ndati regai ndichinatsosvira mai D ava apa mboro yangu yanga yamira zvekuti hakuna word mudictionary rinokwanisa kutsanangura mamiriro acho.Ndakumukoira apa iye akangooma hake nezemo, beche rake rakanyatsobata mboro kana kuti mboro yakanyatsobatwa nebeche hameno any way you wan to call it asi hazvichinje chinhu nekuti guys kune mapeche anonaka. Mapeche anosiyana ramai D nyangwe ndakambosvira hangu veduwe beche rakandinakira iroro.Ndakatanga ne the first position to be practiced on earth, the missionary position ndikadhonza ndakadaro apa Congo dust ichiita basa rayo.Hanzi hee Viagra hee mushonga wemusana mumazondo, tsvaga Congo dust ugonzondiudza. Ndakamukwesha hameno kuti akatunda kangani mai D, ini ndichiuya.Ndakachinja ndokumuuisa pamusoro akanditanyanga ndokubva ndaipfekera ndokumusvira ndiri pasi.Hama dzanguka yahh beche rondinakira hangu let me confess, ndorida hangu lets hope harindiuraisi.

Mai D vanochemerera ivavo,dai pasina kuti vanga vagara vakwidza volume paya ii munhu wese aizvitundira kana kuti vanhu munext door vaitotanga kusvirana ipapo even dai vainge vati havasvirane musi uyu or maybe umwe aitosvirwa chete arikumwedzi ikoko coz machemerero acho anoitisa zemo. Ndakamubvisa pamusoro ndobva ndamuti arare nemusana ndokuisa makumbo ake pamafudze angu ndakamusvira nayo ndakadaro apa ndichinanzva matits apa irimo. Ndakamukwesha iye chake kwaingova kutunda agotunda atundazve.Ndakazomurarisa nedumbu obva asimudzira chiuno bhichana ndokuipfekera akadaro,ndakamurakasha apa ndainge ndonzwa kuti ndaakuda kufashuta manje hwanga hwaa padhuze ndakaramba ndakadaro, ndikanzwa mboro yowedzera kuzvimba. Ndakawedzera speed yekukoira iye ndakamunzwa ochemerera zvakare inindokutsatsamidza mukati kati imomo iye achitundawo achiwisira dumbu pasi ini pamusoro ndokubva ndangobatwa nehope ndiripo. Ndakapeputswa neknock pa door ndobva ndamumutsa apa ndiri musvo ndokubva amuka apa munhu akanoka akabva pa door ndokuuya kuwindow ini ndikati shhhhh babe usadaira koz ukangovhura chete ndafira pano. Ziana rotouya haro kuzonyora nyaya, iye nekuda kuzvichenesa ndokuti ndiani zvikanzi vhura ndibaba D.

Yes mukadzi wemunhu anonaka asi haabatwi boys dzangu.kana wafunga kumubata make sure kuti iwe haubatwi.

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