10 RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE WERE KIDS

10 RULES OF FOOTBALL WHEN WE
WERE KIDS
1. The fat kid was always the
goalkeeper.
2. The owner of the ball decided
who played.
3. Penalties were awarded only
if the injured player cursed a lot.
4. The match only ended when
everyone was tired.

5. Three consecutive corners
resulted in a penalty.
6. No referee or lines men. You
could even run with the ball
behind the goal post.
7. You made the penalty, you
took
the penalty.
8. If you were picked last, you
were a loser.
9. The guy who was never picked
was to fetch the ball from the
tree when it got stuck, under the
car or even on the roof.
10. When the owner of the ball
got annoyed,
GAME OVER…..